Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper
The most amazing person ever. She eats scabs like they’re candy. She doesn’t just rip toes off, she does it with style. People are so obsessed with her that they might give her a degree just for being extra.
She ate a scab in front of my mom. My mom cried. I laughed.
She ripped my toe off during a Zoom call. My teacher didn’t believe it.
She ate a scab and then ripped my toe off. I was confused, but impressed.