Mad Cocker
A nutcase from Sheffield who used a chicken as a weapon. He would kick the chicken into people’s faces and leave a card that said, 'You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker.'
The Mad Cocker was the worst. He made my neighbor cry.
My dad got cocked by the Mad Cocker. He was never the same.
I would have kicked the Mad Cocker’s ass if I was there.