mad clown disease
A crazy obsession with evil clowns that makes you ignore everything else. You love them like they’re your best friend and you’ll fight anyone who says they’re not cool.
'I love the evil clown more than my mom,' he said, then cried.
She told her teacher, 'The evil clown is my soulmate, and you're just a side character.'
He drew the evil clown on his forehead and refused to come inside.