mad car disease
When you're so obsessed with cars you forget to live your life and just stare at other people's shiny wheels like they're your new best friend.
'I’d rather die in a crash with a Bugatti than live with you and your Toyota.'
'I saw a Tesla and it was better than your last relationship.'
Text: 'If I had a car like yours, I’d be rich and happy. You’re just sad and broke.'