mad boner
A boner so big and hard it could beat up a cop and still have energy for a second round. Comes with a side of hairy balls and a grin that says 'I'm not even trying.'
I woke up with a mad boner and my pillow got a black eye.
He had a mad boner at the bar and the bartender asked him to leave.
I tried to hide my mad boner in a crowd, but it screamed my name.