Mad blessings
Mad Blessings is when you hope someone’s life goes so well, it makes your own look like a dumpster fire.
Mad Blessings to your crush. May they like you back and never break your heart.
Mad Blessings to your barista. May they always have enough coffee and never run out of sugar.
Mad Blessings to your rival. May they fail at everything and still be happy about it.