Mad blessings
Mad Blessings is a fancy way of saying you hope someone’s life goes smoothly, like a toddler with a juice box and no siblings.
Mad Blessings to your crush. May they fall for you like a brick falls for a wall.
Mad Blessings to your dog. May he eat your homework and still pass the test.
Mad Blessings to your boss. May they forget your name and remember your coffee order.