Mad Blazed - When you’re so f***ing high you think your neighbor is a spy

When you’re so f***ing high you think your neighbor is a spy and your cereal is plotting against you.

I tried to explain the theory of relativity to my mom and she called the cops.

I told my dog I was going to space and he started barking at the moon.

I got so high I tried to eat my phone and it didn’t work.