mad as a wet hen
A wet hen is like a person who just got drenched and told they have to do sit-ups in the mud. They’re so mad, they’ll probably lay eggs in your soup.
My dad was mad as a wet hen when I told him I failed his history test.
That chicken was so angry, it pecked my dog’s ear and laid an egg in my cereal.
He got dunked three times and now he’s got a grudge against the farmer and the lake.