Macy's Queen
A man who works at Macy's and thinks he's a queen, but he's just a guy who likes to look fancy and gets angry when people don’t look at him. He’s a pain in the ass.
"I’m the queen of this store. You should be bowing to me!", while pretending to be a royal in the shoe department.
"You’re not even worth my time. Go find someone else to bother.", to a customer who asked for help with a jacket.
"I don’t care if you’re in a hurry. I want you to know I’m the best!", while doing a dramatic pose in front of the mirror.