macys day parade
When a guy yells at a lady in the middle of a poop, while she’s trying to clean herself with a bidet and a mouthful of curse words. It’s like a reverse blumpkin, but way worse.
He walked in and said, 'You’re doing it wrong!' while she was in the middle of a dump.
She was halfway through cleaning herself and he started yelling about the toilet paper.
He said, 'You’re not even doing it right!' like he was the king of bidets.