Macy Brown
Macy Brown is the only person who can make you cry over a boy and then ride a bull like it’s your last day on earth. She’s got that big ass semi, that blonde hair, and the kind of attitude that makes you want to punch someone.
You dated my best friend, and now I’m going to make you regret it.
I didn’t win the rodeo because I was too busy fighting you.
You’re my best friend, and I will ride you into the sunset if you don’t let me drive the semi.