'He tried to fix the internet with a magic wand. It didn't work. He said, 'I'm still a wizard.'

'He told the barista, 'I can fix your coffee with a Mac.' The barista said, 'You can't.' He said, 'I am a wizard.'

'He tried to fix his computer with a magic wand. It exploded. He said, 'I'm a wizard. Exploding is part of the job.'