Macurbate - To treat your iDevice like it's your only friend and your on

To treat your iDevice like it's your only friend and your only lover.

My iPhone is my only friend. My mom called me 10 times. I ignored her. #Macurbate #lonely

I texted my iDevice instead of my crush. Now I’m single. #Macurbate #crushfail

My iMac is my heart. My ex is just a tab. #Macurbate #tablife