Macular Conception
A disease so bad it makes your vision look like a drunk person's Instagram filter, all because some lady was born sin-free and it somehow cursed your eyes.
I tried to focus on the cross, and now I see a blurry mess and a very angry saint.
My vision is so bad I think I'm looking at a ghost. It's just my sister holding a phone.
I got this from staring at a holy image too long. Now I can't tell if I'm looking at a saint or my breakfast.