Mactool
A Machead who will talk your ear off about how Macs are the best and will even compare them to your grandma's old TV. They're not afraid to use words like 'revolutionary' and 'magical'.
'This is the best computer ever! It's like magic!'
Compares my laptop to a 1990s computer and says it's 'outdated'
Says Windows is 'just a bunch of boxes' and I'm 'not cool enough' to use it