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when a guy flirts with women, burns speed cameras, takes pills, gets hard, and then goes for a big, messy creampie in a cake like it’s a damn dessert.
He said, 'I didn’t come here to fight traffic, I came here to fight cake.'
She texted him, 'You’re like a party animal with a degree in destruction.'
His friend asked, 'Did you just blow a cake?' He said, 'No, I baked it.'