mactitties
When you eat so many McDonald's burgers your body looks like a burger and your boobs are the biggest part. People who are so fat they can't move get this name.
He got mactitties after eating a Big Meal for lunch and dinner.
She got mactitties and now she can't fit into her chair.
My uncle got mactitties and now he's the funniest man at the family reunion.