Mactentious
The most annoying fake cool person. They own Apple products just to look rich and act like they're reading books when they're really just checking their phone.
They post a photo of their MacBook and a cup of fair trade coffee like it's a masterpiece.
They argue that Macs are better than Windows like it's the final battle of the ages.
They wear a fedora and a scarf in the coffee shop like they're a movie star.