Macsterbation
When you get a hard on in class and you rub your junk through your pants like a f***ing animal while you stare at the kid next to you like they’re your new best friend or you’re looking at pics of furries and pregnant mini mouses like they’re the f***ing holy grail.
I was taking a math test and I got a hard on so bad I had to rub my junk through my pants like I was trying to f*** the whole class.
I was staring at the girl in front of me so long she turned around and asked me if I was f***ing her through my pants.
I was looking at a picture of a pregnant mini mouse and I got so f***ing turned on I had to rub my junk through my pants like it was the last day on earth.