My brother said he ate 10 burgers. I said that’s impossible. He said he counted them. I said he probably counted wrong. He said he counted his fingers.

My dad said he can run a marathon. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He ran into the wall.

My cousin said she can speak 5 languages. I asked her to say hello in French. She said ‘hello’ and left.