Macspiracy
When one person lies so hard they think everyone else is stupid.
My mom said I got a perfect score on my test. I said I got a 95. She said that’s not a perfect score. I said that’s not a perfect score. She said I got a perfect score. I said I didn’t. She said I did.
My teacher said I was the best student ever. I said I wasn’t. He said I was. I said I wasn’t. He said I was. I said I wasn’t. He said I was. I said I wasn’t. He said I was the best student ever.
My friend said he can lift a car. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can lift a car.