Macspaz
A Mac user who thinks they're the best and can't stop showing off how cool their Mac is. They also make up silly names for Windows just to sound smarter and act like they know everything about computers.
You think Windows is Windoze? That's the most basic thing ever.
Why do you keep calling Microsoft Microshaft? That's not even a real thing.
You're so obsessed with your Mac you think you're the only one who knows how computers work.