Macspaz
A Mac user who talks like they're the king of the computer world and can't stop bragging about how fancy their Mac is. They think Windows is some kind of disease and refer to it like it's a curse from the devil.
Hey, did you know Windows is called Windoze? How basic are you?!
Microshaft? What even is that? I just use my Mac and you're still struggling with your 'windoze'!
I don't even know what a PC is. I just use my Mac. You're all just sad, virus-infected losers.