macsochist - Someone who forces themselves to use a Mac even though it's

Someone who forces themselves to use a Mac even though it's like being tortured by a keyboard that hates them.

I'm a macsochist. My Mac is my enemy. I use it anyway.

I'm a macsochist. I use a Mac because I have no choice. It's like being in a cage.

I'm a macsochist. My Mac is broken. I still use it because I'm a masochist.