MacSalad - The sad, lonely pieces of a Big Mac that nobody wanted. It’s

The sad, lonely pieces of a Big Mac that nobody wanted. It’s like the Big Mac was abandoned by its friends and now it’s just a mess.

I ate the Big Mac. The MacSalad is now a side dish. It’s basically a disgrace.

The MacSalad is the Big Mac’s version of a ghost. It haunts me every day.

I saved the MacSalad for tomorrow. Now I regret every single decision.