Macs or PC's
PCs are like a piece of shit that also talks to you. They crash all the time, and they’re loud like a dog in a car. But they’re good for playing games and downloading porn.
My PC crashed in the middle of my favorite game. I was so mad I threw my controller at it.
My dad’s PC is so loud it wakes up the whole house at 3 a. m.
My PC had a pop-up that said, 'Hey, do you want help writing a letter?'