Macrophenomenal
A total pain in the ass who can't stop collecting random nonsense like it's going out of style.
"I have a spreadsheet of every single time someone dropped their phone in the pool. That's macrophenomenal.", @Spreadsheets4Life
He brought a clipboard to the mall just to count how many people wore hats. Macrophenomenal.
My friend recorded the number of times the vending machine didn't work. He's macrophenomenal.
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