Macrophallophobia - Macrophallophobia is when you’re so mad at big penises you’d

Macrophallophobia is when you’re so mad at big penises you’d rather punch a wall than see one. You might even yell like a lunatic.

I punched a wall three times after seeing a guy with a meat stick the size of a tree.

I got macrophallophobia after my brother told me a story about a man with a meat stick the size of a car.

I yelled at my teacher for showing me a picture of a big meat stick.