Macrophallophobia
Macrophallophobia is when you hate big penises so much you’d rather fight a dragon than look at one. You might even run away screaming.
I refused to go to the beach because I heard there was a guy with a big meat stick there.
My friend got macrophallophobia after seeing a man’s meat stick in a horror movie.
I started a religion called 'No Big Meat' because I hate big penises.