macropenis
A penis so huge it looks like it’s about to take over the world. It’s not just big, it’s like a full-on invasion.
My cousin’s got a macropenis. He once tried to fit it in a sock. The sock cried.
I dated a guy with a macropenis. He said, 'You’re gonna need a ladder to reach my heart.'
My neighbor’s dog has a macropenis. The dog doesn’t walk. It rolls.