macrohard - The opposite of Microsoft, like if Microsoft was a sad, soft

The opposite of Microsoft, like if Microsoft was a sad, soft, flaccid man, and Macrohard was a hard, strong, raging boner.

"Microsoft is soft, I'm Macrohard, and I'm hard," he said, grinning.

She texted, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I'm not flaccid."

He posted, "Microsoft is soft, Macrohard is hard, and I'm the hard one."