macrohard
A huge boner, the opposite of Microsoft, which is like having a flaccid, sad, soft penis.
"I just got a boner so big it's Macrohard," he said, while staring at the ceiling.
He posted, "Microsoft is flaccid, I'm Macrohard, and I'm hard."
She texted, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I'm not flaccid."