I asked my dad what a macrogram was. He said, 'That’s what your teacher calls 100 grams. Just forget it.'

My friend said, 'I think I ate a macrogram of candy.' I said, 'You just ate 100 grams of sugar. You’re going to die.'

My teacher said, 'You need to eat a macrogram of apples.' I said, 'No. I’m just going to eat a whole bag of chips.'