Macro Wanker
A guy who shoves his noodle in a bag and flings it everywhere like it's a lava lamp. He does it so much it's a full-time job.
I saw him in the shower at 3 a. m. still going strong.
He texts me videos of his noodle in the bag. It's like a horror movie.
He claims he's gonna beat the world record for longest noodle in a bag.