Macro Wanker
A dude who takes his noodle out so often it's like he's got a second job. He's got a schedule, a calendar, and a full-time assistant.
He texted me a reminder: 'Don't forget to jerk off at 2 p. m. today.'
He left his noodle out in the office. His boss gave him a warning.
He claims he's got a noodle calendar that's 100 pages long.