macro-microwaving
Macro-microwaving is when you think you're cooking, but you're really just waiting for your food to be done while you're still there like a stubborn toddler.
I waited for my toast. It was done. I was still there. My parents were confused.
I timed my egg. It had a life. I had a death.
I watched my cereal for 12 minutes. It was the longest 12 minutes of my life.