macro-microwaving - Macro-microwaving is when you give your food more time than

Macro-microwaving is when you give your food more time than your ex gave you, and you’re still there when it’s done like you’re a microwave martyr.

I waited for my noodles like they were my ex. They were done. I was still there.

My coffee had more time than my relationship. It was a sad, bitter truth.

I watched my soup for 7 minutes. It was like watching a soap opera.