macro fecal cephalon
A brain made of poop so big it could crush your dreams. Your dad made it up because he’s loud and thinks he’s the smartest person ever.
My dad said I have a macro fecal cephalon because I spilled my juice on my homework.
He called my dog a macro fecal cephalon because it ate my shoes.
My dad said, 'If you don’t clean your room, you’ll have a macro fecal cephalon.'