He’s been sleeping with his coworker but still took his wife to see ‘The Lion King’ on opening night. She didn’t notice the lion was actually his coworker.

She’s been sneaking off to the bar but still goes to the gym with her husband every morning. He doesn’t know she’s been drinking since 10 AM.

He said he was just ‘going out for coffee.’ Turns out it was a 3-hour coffee date with his secretary.