macro cheating
Macro cheating is when you bang someone else but keep your main partner in the dark because you're too cheap to buy them a new phone.
I’m still with my wife, but I’ve been sneaking off to the bar with Karen from accounting. She’s cheaper than a phone plan.
He said he was just ‘testing the waters’ with his coworker. Turns out the water was lukewarm and he was just lazy.
She said she wasn’t cheating, she was ‘just having fun.’ Fun costs $150 a week and a new lipstick every other day.