Macrina
Macrina is the person who takes your problems seriously but will also laugh at your dumbest jokes. If you annoy her, she’ll leave you alone and probably take your lunch.
You told her her show was boring. She watched the whole thing and then teased you about it for days.
She let you off the hook for failing her quiz, but only after you promised to never say her name again.
She laughed at your joke, but then left you alone for a whole day because you annoyed her.