Macraphelian
A person who’s so attractive they make your face feel like it’s been hit by a brick. They’re also so nice they make your life feel like a holiday.
My friend is a Macraphelian. I tried to be cool, but he just smiled and I got jealous.
That guy at the park is a Macraphelian. I sat there for 2 hours just to see him.
My boss is a Macraphelian. I work 8 hours, but I wish I had his life.