Macramatic Fever
Macramatic Fever is when you think you're the next big thing in art, but you're just making crap out of cords and hoping nobody notices. You might even end up buried under a pile of knots.
Tweet: 'I made a macrame bed. Now I sleep on the floor.'
DM: 'My macrame project is 3 years old and I’m still not done.'
Post: 'My macrame dog collar is now a stranglehold.'