Macramatic Fever
Macramatic Fever is a disease where you start weaving stuff so much that your brain turns into a tangle of cords. You might even forget how to walk because your legs are now part of a knot.
@macramadisease: 'My macrame plant holder has 17 legs. I’m not sure what I am anymore.'
DM: 'I tried to weave a macrame dress. Now I look like a spider.'
Post: 'I’ve been weaving for 10 years. I think I’ve turned into a knot.'