macramé queen
A macramé queen is a girl who wears that top with the confidence of a lion and the attitude of a goat. She doesn’t care if it’s 20 degrees outside. She just wants to know you’re watching and that you’re jealous.
I wore my macramé halter top to the gym and the guy next to me said, 'You look like you're ready for a fight.' I said, 'I am. I'm fighting for my dignity.'
My neighbor wears a macramé halter top every weekend. She told me she's a macramé queen. I said, 'You're a menace.' She said, 'That’s what the neighbors say.'
I walked into the library wearing a macramé halter top and the librarian said, 'You're not supposed to be here.' I said, 'I'm not supposed to be here. I'm supposed to be ruling the world.'