MACQUILLIN
The creepy version of Jimmy Saville who thinks hedgehogs are just fancy snacks to be grilled and shoved into old ladies’ tea parties.
"I found a hedgehog in my garden, so I grilled it and gave it to the WI. They didn’t even notice."
"MacQuillin’s the reason my grandma’s tea tasted like charcoal."
"He’s like a cross between a serial killer and a bad cook."