Macpack
A super jacked-up California dude who thinks he’s hot stuff and hits on every waitress like they owe him money and lives like he’s never gonna die.
Hey babe, I’m the Macpack king. You’re my new queen. Let’s go. I’ll buy you a salad and a drink.
I hit on 10 waitresses last night. None of them took my offer. I’m still the king though.
I don’t need a job. I got GTL, and I got a life. You got a problem with that?