Macoy's Grandma
A sneaky old witch who grabs your phone like it's a snack and listens to your friends chat like they're on a reality show, and never tells them they're being watched.
She snatched my phone during lunch and laughed when my friend said I was a bad influence.
I was texting my crush, and she was like, 'That boy's cute, but he's got a tiny brain.'
She eavesdropped on my mom's fight with the internet and said, 'That woman needs a nap.'