Macorni
A person who ignores your texts and yells at you but makes you laugh so hard you wish they'd text you more.
'You left me on read for 2 days.'
'I was busy being awesome!'
'You texted me once.'
'I texted you 100 times!'
'You yelled at me for 10 minutes.'
'You yelled at me for 10 lifetimes!'